little secrets & Wal-mart dude
2005-09-09

Ok, I know something now about Eric that I honestly wish I didn't know.

I went with Michelle to Wal-Mart really late last night. Well, I was in the middle of working on my paper and she says, "Take a break, please..please come with me..."

The next thing I know she's telling me about his penis. Not exactly a topic I'm thinking I'm going to hear about on the way to Wal-Mart.

But Eric had been in some kind of accident. And I guess he broke his penis.

And she won't shut up about it. Thats her problem with him. Even if supposedly all is well now, she doesn't think it is.

Its really hard listening to her.

I mean, obviously, this guy's been in pain, and she's talking about it like a freak show right there in Wal-Mart.

Fun. Fun.

On the upside, the guy who checked us out was so...so New York City. I'm not sure what that means. Exactly. But his dark locks are so lucious. And he was so incredibly cool. Like a John Trovolta cool. I guess.

I guess I went speechless. Well, I already was cause I didn't know what I was supposed to say about Eric's penis other than ouch.

And then there he was. That dark hair. All tall and cool. And really helpful, too. I do know he's 18 because he couldn't check us out with Michelle's wine.

I guess she must of drank all that herself last night.